Someone please tell Costco that good things really don't have The Castle of Lucretia (1997) Porn Movieto come to an end, because they seem to think otherwise.

As reported by the Seattle Times, the wholesale giant will be retiring the Polish dog from their food court menus across the country and replaced with healthier options — and people are livid.

Thankfully, you'll still be able to enjoy the cheap delicacies of an all-beef hot dog or chicken bake while you wait in line or peruse the warehouse. But in addition to those classic food items, customers will also be able to buy organic burgers and vegan options, including a meatless plant-based salad called "Al Pastor Salad," and açai fruit bowls.

Needless to say, the disappearance of the Costco staple (it's been around since the 1980s!) has people mourning across the country.

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Polish dog, you may be gone from Costco but you'll never leave our hearts.

[h/t Seattle Times]